Homework

This link was supposed to discourage but it has inspired me.

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/142237/the_fast_food_industry%27s_7_most_heinous_concoctions_/

Late Shows

Late shows can increase the chance of getting hangry. When showtime is the same as bedtime, you have to prepare. Grab a handful of peanuts as you walk out the door. Once at the show, get a Jack and Coke that is heavy on the Jack. So heavy, that you think they forgot to put the Coke in. That will stave off the hangry for a while. It also helps when someone next to you reminds you of Michigan J. Frog because of their dancing. More help comes in the form of their friend displaying their best crunk moves. Especially if you've never seen crunk in person. However, the best way to keep the hangry at bay is to go to a good show like the Fiery Furnaces do. On your way home, the hangry will appear. You can't beat the hangry. You can only hope to contain it.

Smores

Smores are one of the most dangerous foods known to man. Smores schnapps is one of the most delicious creations known to man.

Hangry is as hangry does

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The craving

you all know the crazy craving you get, where nothing can quite fill the feedbag void, where nothing tastes as good as you know the ultimate find will taste and you'll go to no length to find said craving filler, which includes plowing through the kitchen like a starving bear? i had that craving tonight and it was filled by an old, freezer-burned knish that was shoved in the back of the freezer, under popsicles, meats, more popsicles, and freezer-burned chicken. the precious little knish was exactly what I was craving, and it only took a tuna sandwich, veggie chips, mac and cheese, fish sticks, and a south beach protein bar to figure it out. gross. this wouldn't happen if i lived at a 24hr super wal-mart.

That Hangry Fairy is a Gem

The Hangry Fairy will appear when you least expect it, and provide such insane, yet delicious concoctions. She is easily lured in by Take 5 bars, and gummi bears soaked in vodka, so leave those under your pillow while you sleep, and she will visit you and drop off some delicious and inappropriate ideas. Muwhahhaha...

Shame

I reached a new low today. I wasn't able to finish a Chipotle burrito. I don't think Hank done it this way.