Sunday, August 9, 2009

Late Shows

Late shows can increase the chance of getting hangry. When showtime is the same as bedtime, you have to prepare. Grab a handful of peanuts as you walk out the door. Once at the show, get a Jack and Coke that is heavy on the Jack. So heavy, that you think they forgot to put the Coke in. That will stave off the hangry for a while. It also helps when someone next to you reminds you of Michigan J. Frog because of their dancing. More help comes in the form of their friend displaying their best crunk moves. Especially if you've never seen crunk in person. However, the best way to keep the hangry at bay is to go to a good show like the Fiery Furnaces do. On your way home, the hangry will appear. You can't beat the hangry. You can only hope to contain it.

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